**Joke Thread**

[charlysparks]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.

 

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I don't have any good jokes.

 

[Pug]

Death by urine!

(May 1999) This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

 

[charlysparks]

Streak of piss

Ha ha ha .... is that a true story Pug?

 

[charlysparks]

This is real,... aint no photoshop job
This is a 30ft glassfibre shark stuck in the roof of a house in Oxford, England.

 

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Hey Charly, which one's your house? LOL.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and says, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?".

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Hardy Har Har.

 

[charlysparks]

Ha ha......
I don't have a house
I live under that shrub in the front garden