WingsOfAnAngel
Banned
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Battle Points: 3
What could be more heartwarming than Paris Hilton and her loving family, gathered around a table at Ruth's Chris Steak House in the wee hours Sunday morning to celebrate her boffo performance on "Saturday Night Live"?
At the post-show cast party, I heard mom Kathy Hilton asking Paris' little brothers, 14-year-old Barron and 9-year-old Conrad, "Did you like it?" - as dad Rick Hilton beamed with pleasure.
"Yeah, it was really good!" Barron enthused.
From his obvious pride in his sister's accomplishment, one might have thought young Barron was praising a ballet performance, or perhaps a piano recital. But the Hiltons (sans sister Nicky) were discussing the skit in which Paris and "Weekend Update" anchor Jimmy Fallon bantered about her much-watched sex video - in which the hotel heiress takes more positions in bed than Wesley Clark does on Iraq:
FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: No!
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen
(paris' "humorous" discussion of the sex video with SNL's Jimmy Fallon)
At the post-show cast party, I heard mom Kathy Hilton asking Paris' little brothers, 14-year-old Barron and 9-year-old Conrad, "Did you like it?" - as dad Rick Hilton beamed with pleasure.
"Yeah, it was really good!" Barron enthused.
From his obvious pride in his sister's accomplishment, one might have thought young Barron was praising a ballet performance, or perhaps a piano recital. But the Hiltons (sans sister Nicky) were discussing the skit in which Paris and "Weekend Update" anchor Jimmy Fallon bantered about her much-watched sex video - in which the hotel heiress takes more positions in bed than Wesley Clark does on Iraq:
FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: No!
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen
(paris' "humorous" discussion of the sex video with SNL's Jimmy Fallon)
