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  1. RigorMortis

    tragedy!

    came across it on the net, dont know could be true though hehehe .
  2. RigorMortis

    tragedy!

    President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class...
  3. RigorMortis

    How did you like high school? Would you become a teacher?

    word 2 wings,, but since you live in the states i wouldnt go in to teaching, go get your money with something else you can enjoy,, fuck teaching a snake that is eating his own tail..
  4. RigorMortis

    Women of Illmuzik,,,

    the johnwest commercial prolly is my favourite http://gprime.net/video.php/manvsbear fuckin hilarious.
  5. RigorMortis

    Why is everyone so "Lil"??

    actually lil dap is the only one i know that is kinda dope with lil in his name the rest should be shot on sight like i said earlier..
  6. RigorMortis

    Sex Education

    stress cookin up some shit stress stop met die drugs yo lol
  7. RigorMortis

    Christian vs Non-Christian Threads,,,,

    hahaha lache shit stress, jatoch.
  8. RigorMortis

    Sex Education

    Okay stress vanaaf nu lullen we alleen nog maar engels okey?
  9. RigorMortis

    Sex Education

    echt wel niet heey tuup lol
  10. RigorMortis

    Sex Education

    For all those in need of some good tips in the sexroom, i am dropping some knowledge! Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Arabian Goggles A...
  11. RigorMortis

    Why is everyone so "Lil"??

    I cant think of any one with lil' in front of his name that is dope, al those with lil' should get killed instantly that would improve the music a lil i think.
  12. RigorMortis

    Talk to Haze aka King Korruption

    Send him my greets!
  13. RigorMortis

    how old are you and what age did you start making beats.

    i slept with your moms, the reason you got a sis in the first place
  14. RigorMortis

    is it me or is the majority of this site is sample crazy.

    Word at Wings,,, And do learn your history cos else you aint advancing shit, it is called the noobsyndroom.
  15. RigorMortis

    An official Stress Public Service Announcement

    luckily i havent pregnated anyone with my divine sperm, but yeah that is the truth so dont think fucking anal is a safe zone, cos it aint, and besides that your dick can get as funky with pussy if she has been visited by more erect powersmasher... so tape down your dick if you arent certain by...
  16. RigorMortis

    An official Stress Public Service Announcement

    a lot of time some bits of sperm leak into the cunt and she still gets pregnant, so wash up or seal the lips ehhehe.
  17. RigorMortis

    If you can do it today, dont wait for tomorrow

    Word Gyal, come on over let's do it today lol... Glad you are allright but hopefully you dont see it as a sign from up above ;)
  18. RigorMortis

    Masta Ace

    Ace is da fucking man, a perfect example of an artist staying throught to the art. And his show in Rotterdam, I believe in 99, is among one of the best hiphopshows i have seen and i have seen hellova lot.
  19. RigorMortis

    Where Are All The Females On This Site

    Locked in my basement, wanna join them?
  20. RigorMortis

    Whats Good Illmuzik?

    You'll get acces to a sig after a certain amount of posts, check the illmuzik rules, it is in there somewhere.
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