Beat This! - October 1-2, 2021

[Fade]

lol. I said the email….. a week ahead of time is cool if I’m on the site everyday. But if I’m just getting an email the day before that is what I’m talking about.

I know what you mean but I just don't want to email everyone a bunch of times. You need to be on here more! But you could always just check the bottom of the Beat Battles page and see what's coming up and take note. Emails are good but not everyone is signed up for the emails either. So it's good to just keep tabs on the battles page. You got something?

 

[2GooD Productions]

Win it or lose it, my cock is still fatter
I'm colder than the corpse ur bout to be after this battle
this shelter's gettin confusin, my room functions as 8 rooms
shittin in my 2$ studio AKA bedroom
AKA kitchen AKA deadroom
Still being above ya, 'bout a shoulder and heads room while bent over n raped by fade, but at least I'll get spooned
you'll only get fucked n left there in the shitroom
cuz his favorite secretary is me, bro, it ain't you

If I'm goin, WE goin down

Have ya been smoking the meth son?
ya dick is the size of my left thumb,
and ya breath, mouthwash, get some,
man juice aint toothpaste, ya fruitcake,
ill crush you with a boot mate, its too late,
Ill hit ya in the jaw like tooth ache,
all battered and bruised mate,
this is gangster shit, and you are just too bait.

 

[Iron Keys]

this spastic

hahaha

 

[Iron Keys]

ya just a fucking pup kid, chewing on fades bone.

ngl this was actually a tufffffff line

 

[Armani]

Have ya been smoking the meth son?
ya dick is the size of my left thumb,
and ya breath, mouthwash, get some,
man juice aint toothpaste, ya fruitcake,
ill crush you with a boot mate, its too late,
Ill hit ya in the jaw like tooth ache,
all battered and bruised mate,
this is gangster shit, and you are just too bait.

you suck.

 

[LiveLargeBeats]

You guys are better with the raps than the beats

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

You guys are better with the raps than the beats

Still too shook to step in the ring of the ILL RAP BATTLE SHELTER.

 

[OGBama]

None of my hombres went through a don phase
mine born in, not sworn in
took it in blood, pledge livin' it 'til we die it
not a costume, can't discard it once you try it
can't buy it, this lifestyle ain't for sale
sights I've seen in it, don't ask, I ain't gon' tell
know I hush little babies, for sayin' a word
my shooters practice in all hoods, how we slay in the 'burbs
think it's all talk? know I'm for displaying the verbs
aka about that action, don't doubt my faction
all it takes is one flicky wrist to let them blickies hiss
but I ain't wit' the new age linguistics
I'm from a time of dun dialect, like "sling biscuits"

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

all it takes is one flicky wrist to let them blickies hiss

DICKY STIFFY UH, IFFY GOT THE BLICKY UH.

 

[Iron Keys]

None of my hombres went through a don phase
mine born in, not sworn in
took it in blood, pledge livin' it 'til we die it
not a costume, can't discard it once you try it
can't buy it, this lifestyle ain't for sale
sights I've seen in it, don't ask, I ain't gon' tell
know I hush little babies, for sayin' a word
my shooters practice in all hoods, how we slay in the 'burbs
think it's all talk? know I'm for displaying the verbs
aka about that action, don't doubt my faction
all it takes is one flicky wrist to let them blickies hiss
but I ain't wit' the new age linguistics
I'm from a time of dun dialect, like "sling biscuits"

Not reading it. Record it send it.
I be on your case, sis. We wanna see you succeed!

Was dope the bars you dropped last time.

 

[Iron Keys]

where's the mfing ruckus?

 

[Iron Keys]

Not enough wise guys about for a Beat This! like this...

 

[Armani]

You guys are better with the raps than the beats

funny thing is I'm not even in on this battle

 

[Armani]

None of my hombres went through a don phase
mine born in, not sworn in
took it in blood, pledge livin' it 'til we die it
not a costume, can't discard it once you try it
can't buy it, this lifestyle ain't for sale
sights I've seen in it, don't ask, I ain't gon' tell
know I hush little babies, for sayin' a word
my shooters practice in all hoods, how we slay in the 'burbs
think it's all talk? know I'm for displaying the verbs
aka about that action, don't doubt my faction
all it takes is one flicky wrist to let them blickies hiss
but I ain't wit' the new age linguistics
I'm from a time of dun dialect, like "sling biscuits"

imagine if someone just murdered the shit out of bama in 8 lines

 

[Fade]

[ EDITED ]

 

[Iron Keys]

wow!

I had a strong suspicion there wouldn't be a big turnout when I started seeing a few people express difficulty and chicken out. But wow.

Wow.

Not even 10?!

For the 1st Beat This back? And a GOODFELLAS theme?!

You all owe Fade an apology by completely filling out every battle for the rest of the year.

Y'all cut from a weak cloth.

 

[Mahlhavoc]

wow!

I had a strong suspicion there wouldn't be a big turnout when I started seeing a few people express difficulty and chicken out. But wow.

Wow.

Not even 10?!

For the 1st Beat This back? And a GOODFELLAS theme?!

You all owe Fade an apology by completely filling out every battle for the rest of the year.

Y'all cut from a weak cloth.

Sorry, difficulty (+9) with limited time (-8) and no ideas (+/-0) I was not able to come up with something... this outta town work is for the birds.

So stop hating on me!

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

I was hyped, since i didnt watch the movie. But cmon man...film might be good, and i somehow doubt that too after hearing shit like "goodfellas, cuz hes a good fella and one of us" like CMON SON..
And the OST....a fking rockabilly musical type shit, except muddy waters.

I make it official. Goodfellas is a pile of shit imo. Hate me.

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

wow!

I had a strong suspicion there wouldn't be a big turnout when I started seeing a few people express difficulty and chicken out. But wow.

Wow.

Not even 10?!

For the 1st Beat This back? And a GOODFELLAS theme?!

You all owe Fade an apology by completely filling out every battle for the rest of the year.

Y'all cut from a weak cloth.

We ll talk again when one of the Godfather types scored first place, young padawan.

 

[Fade]

I think we got a bunch of pussy ass wanna be gangsters that got clipped before the battle even started!