hmm yo momma jokes?

[Relic]

Ya moms strips for Duke LaCrosse players

LOLOL omg...

 

[2GooD Productions]

Ya mum was in the full monty

 

[Ash Holmz]

ur moms dick is so big dirk digler got jealous

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya moms likes to take boats rides w/ Minnesota Vikings

 

[Ash Holmz]

ur moms titties hang lower then Prodigy's chain

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya moms got sickle cell

 

[KurtisRich]

ya moms got sickle cell

holy shit man... i was thinking of that line in my head for the hell of it lol

But yea...

Yo mom's so hott if she were a burger at mcdonalds, she'd be McGorgeous.

And tell yo mom to stop wearing different colored lipstick everyday cuz she's making a rainbow on my dick.

Yo grama's so hott, I call myself, "The GILF Hunter"

 

[Benny BuKu]

holy shit man... i was thinking of that line in my head for the hell of it lol

But yea...

Yo mom's so hott if she were a burger at mcdonalds, she'd be McGorgeous.

And tell yo mom to stop wearing different colored lipstick everyday cuz she's making a rainbow on my dick.

Yo grama's so hott, I call myself, "The GILF Hunter"

yo...leave my grams out of this yo...lol

ya moms had a mechanic put exhaust on her ass

 

[2GooD Productions]

ya mums so fat that when she queues for a bus people try to climb on

 

[Ominous]

ya mums so fat that when she queues for a bus people try to climb on

Yah Mom's nipples look like MPC pads... I call her Boom Bap.

 

[Ash Holmz]

ya moms got gangbanged by four horse jockeys ........ and I got it on tape

 

[StressWon]

ya moms got three legs an no arms talkin bout "I hold splashas, son!"

 

[2GooD Productions]

ya mum got gangbanged by 4 horses the video is on the net.

 

[Benny BuKu]

ya moms claps wit her feet!

 

[Ash Holmz]

ur mom can suck her own dick!

 

[The Bastard]

ya mum got gangbanged by 4 horses the video is on the net.

your ''mum'' eats worms and she can fly too

 

[Ash Holmz]

ur mom takes in more "sea"men than the Navy!

 

[2GooD Productions]

your ''mum'' eats worms and she can fly too

ya mums so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sends a tsunami

 

[Ash Holmz]

ya mom thought cellulite was a new technology

 

[The Bastard]

ya mums so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sends a tsunami

yur ''mum'' is so fat she eats chevys for breakfast