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Chrono

polyphonically beyond me
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
Cool, guilt free porn watchin!
"But honey, this could save my life!".. lol


hahah nope! a healty marriage negates STDs so you can't masterbate, according to my last relationship. hmm poll time: illmen vs illwomen on masterbation in a relationship

in my last relationship she was insulted that i sometimes "roughed up my main suspect".

she thought it was like cheating.


it would be funny to have a thread on the many metaphors of this deed :)
 

dacalion

Hands Of FIRE!
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 259
Hey you all didn't read the tiny fine print at the very bottom, its says that "mastur... causes uncontrolable nose bleed, severe headaches, and wear & tear marks on your johnson". Be careful and always use hand sanitizer before applying lubricant. But seriously, I've heard that it is a healthy activity, not that I cosign but whatever...lol.

good one,
-dac-
 
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