Whats your Worst Drunken Experience I Just Had Mine

[eXampuL_oNe]

I wouldve came back the next week with a fuckin spiked bat and pummled them "thugs" to remind them that they're from the burbs.

Oh and actually about 2 weeks later we had another incident with one of them dudes and I had a bat. It was one of them little kid tee ball bats and we caught one of them at the gas station. He ran to the car like a little bitch and I started smashing his shit up, lol.. Ever since then I ain't seen them cats around..

 

[BeAtArKiTeK]

They eventually found him chillin with some drunks in an abandoned building forcin homeless to fight with eachother over food,,LMAO,,,he's a cop now.

LOL....CLASSIC

 

[Chrono]

great stories everyone.. when i was like 14 someone in school told me how to make a draino bomb and so one night me and a friend got semi-drunk and decided to try it. we made it in a clearly canadian bottle and the principle of the bomb is chemicals creating a lot of flamable gass and acid from the liquid. The problem was that clearly canadian bottles were too thick for the amount of mixture i used. We put it in the road and stood back but nothing happened so i thought it was all bullshit and walked over to get it off the road but it was hot as fuck and i dropped it and heard "clink, clinBOOOOM" and got fucked up. i ran in to wash the acid out of my eyes and while watching them i saw something white on my arm and realized it was my bone, a piece of glass sliced it like like a hot knife through guacamole. was some crazy shit. another time i was arrested for assult with a deadly weapon on the first day of my 18th birthday for shooting a car with a bbgun.. alcohol is a hell of a drug""

 

[djswivel]

damn y'all are fucked up, my drunk night doesnt get nearly as fuckd as yours'

The first and most memorable time i got fucked up on alcohol was back in the 10th grade. I don't remember anything from that night but I think I'm able to piece it all together from my friends telling me. We're drinking on the 50 yeard line of our high schools football field, middle of november in toronto. No snow, but cold as fuck. This was one of the first times I even went out and the FIRST night I woke up not knowing how the fuck I got home. To make a long story short, I got drunk as hell, tried hollering at some chick, somehow ended up getting my clothes removed, and ran around naked on my football field continuing to holler at this chick (so they say).

Hey, did you guys know girls don't really like naked drunk guys running around trying to holla at them?? I know, crazy eh?!?!

Back to the story, so we left the school, and got some pizza, then I ended up passing out in the parking lot of my school, right beside my regurgitated pizza. Yumm. Then my firends called my moms to pick me up. Luckily my mom knew I learned my lesson and is pretty cool about that shit so she didn't really care lol. since then I haven't thrown up a whole lot from drinking, I tend to know my limits now lol

Let me remind you all, I still don't remember a second from that night and everything I've said is hearsay from friends of mine. I'm still convinced I'm a good drunk, so as far as i'm concerned we basically all just chilled and talked it up on the schools football field lol

 

[pancakebunnny]

WHAT THE HELL????

Don't eat pancakes??? Screw you Fade. I work for the International House of Pancakes.

You know what? I thought illmuzik was a cool site. Good content, awesome people, common interests... etc... but fuck this. Protesting pancakes? I take that shit personal. I had a bunny with a pancake on his head as my avatar for a reason.

I'm going to www.futureproducers.com with Metrosoul, Acebeatz, and Mikelabz.

Faded ass suckin cocks in montreal's gay club of shit bitch asshole.

 

[pancakebunnny]

And Change My Name Back, You Creepy Canadian Virginkiller!!!!

 

[Fade]

WHAT THE HELL????

Don't eat pancakes??? Screw you Fade. I work for the International House of Pancakes.

You know what? I thought illmuzik was a cool site. Good content, awesome people, common interests... etc... but fuck this. Protesting pancakes? I take that shit personal. I had a bunny with a pancake on his head as my avatar for a reason.

I'm going to www.futureproducers.com with Metrosoul, Acebeatz, and Mikelabz.

Faded ass suckin cocks in montreal's gay club of shit bitch asshole.

Go ahead cocksnot! Have fun chillin' with those homos, eating pancakes and each other.

 

[pancakebunnny]

I'm eating pancakes right now, as I type. And I'm naked.

Life couldn't be better.

 

[changalang]

last night i sprained my ankle playing drunk and high basketball

 

[The Bastard]

Mines Short And Sweet. Had An Uncountable Amount Of Shots When I Was The Age Of 16,( One Of The First Times Gettin Tottally Smashed)and I Woke Up I Nthe Hospital. Thats Pretty Much The Only Thing I Remember From That Night In My Own Memory. My Boys Told Me I Ran Into The Lobby Of A Function Hall And Was Causing All Types Of Rukus In Front Of Mad People, I Got Escorted Out By A Guard .my Boys Helped Me To My House Left Me On My Doorstep And Rang The Bell. I Told My Mom I Had A Stomach Ache From Some Food I Had Ate Earlier And Passed Out, She Thought I Mighta Had Food Poisoning Andshe Called An Ambulance To Bring Me To The Hospital. I Woke Up A Few Hours Later.i Dont Remember What The Doctor Said My Blood Alchohol Level Was But He Said It Was Dangerous. My Nieghbors Said I Looked Dead When They Took Me Out On The Stretcher Lol...