anyway, the most embarassing thing that happened to me, i dunno, that's tough.
well, one time, me and my friend were out in the woods and we had some pretty big sticks, and we were bored, so we started breaking off all these little dead branches from the trees by hitting them with the sticks.
so i go to hit this branch which i think is dead and i wind up, and the thing in my hand is pretty much just a big fucking club. so i hit the branch, but it doesnt break. instead it bends down and then snaps back up swinging the end of the club up at my face.
i am just standing there like a deer in headlights. it hits me right in the forehead. fuckin CRACK! it was loud as shit. i just fuckin drop to the ground. my head hurts so bad, and im like, oh fuck, oh fuck, please don't be bleeding. so i reach up and it is bleeding pretty badly, and i know my mom is gonna freak and call me an idiot so i'm running back to the house with my friend bleeding from the forehead. i think he was probably laughing pretty hard. i'm just lucky there weren't more people around in those woods. oh man, that was pretty bad.
