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  1. Dysphuncktional

    Check this...

    Haha check out what this russian dude cooked up for himself... Id love to have this, looks sweet... Russian Cassette DJ Peace
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    The ART of EQ

    True that, no doubt... Peace
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    Need some Ambience.

    This dude I know from the net makes this very dark industrial ambient type stuff. Basically what the guy above said is right. This particular fella uses samples and synth, and then makes all kinds of ambient textures using things like ringmod, or reverb. These both can add metallic,ringy...
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    The ART of EQ

    The net is full of all of these technical guides and what have you... Personally ive been starting to come to the conclusion that all those documents with little frequency tables kind of suck. It makes you sit there and look at what you are doing rather than listen. So you will pop open your eq...
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    hmm if..?

    edit: damnit chrono edited his jerry springer remark rendering my post nonsensical and invalid.... edit again: which means feel free to delete it :/
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    hmm if..?

    pfff maybe for little pussies..... I do that shit damn near everyday (smoke lots and not eat) ...
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    Harry Potter

    The dutch prime minister is a harry potter look-a-like...peep it LOL
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    hmm if..?

    uh, not unless when you fart food pops out of your ass which you then in turn eat..... otherwise you're just inhaling methane and various other gasses.
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    Name ya Country....

    Born in Utrecht, the Netherlands to a dutch mom and american father. Thus I have dual citizenship, NL/US. Ive lived all kinds of places germany, the netherlands, the usa, so i cant really say where im from specifically lol (my dad was USAF). Currently living in the Hague, NL. I have all kinds...
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    FL 5 Help!!!

    ya bro i know how envelopes work, no need to try and make me look dumb. i just specifically meant that this is probably what he wants using loops and all. because it will come on full volume when you press the key, and stop immediatly when you let go.
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    Check out this silly chic

    Im lookin at this broad and all i can think is 'dont you have to have hooters to work at hooters?'
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    FL 5 Help!!!

    Yo follow lawtowns suggestion, but follow up on it like this: in the volume envelope, turn all the controls all the way down (attack, decay etc) except for the sustain which you turn all the way up. This way, your sample will only play as long as the key for it is pressed.
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    tone transitions

    depends on what you using. some synths have portamento, use that to make notes glide (keep one pressed while you play the next one and it will glide if portamento is on). Usually you can adjust the speed of the glide too. And sometimes if a synth is monophonic it automatically does this. If...
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    FL - Cut Switch isn't working... why?

    If you want to emulate a real hihat being cut off by a retrigger, then they should cut eachother. it doesnt quite work if the openhat doesnt cut the closed hat, but the closed hihat cuts the open hihat. theres only one hihat on a drum set. any hit on it from anywhere (stick or pedal) is a...
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    FL - Cut Switch isn't working... why?

    I read that you only made the 'cut by' the same. you should make all the numbers the same, put them in the same cut group.
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    Mmmmmmmm....kay

    Mike Joooones!!!! Mike Joooooooones!!!!!! Lol
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    unoffical poll for chat room

    Well, you dont need third party software on this site. People that wanna chat can just download a copy of mirc and it will give you a nag screen after 30 days but thats all, its fully functional. Then you just log on to some server (im usually on Efnet myself), and then you can create a new...
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    Newbie question...

    yes things like envelopes and lfos are not just in flstudio indeed (its not called fruity loops anymore). An envelope is something that you can use to control some parameter over time in a certain way. command paramters for an envelope is : attack, decay, sustain, release. Attack is how...
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    Progression and chords

    books are nice and helpful , but should never be your main way of 'learning'' something new. the best way to learn is by DOING nuff said ;) Peace (just fuck around on your keyboard or guitar or whatever all day long with what little knowledge you have, reading some new shit once in a...
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    This is Lower Than Low

    It is very low, wrong, and illegal too. So you think this is fine? so lemme guess, if some cat yanks your soundclick beat and sells it, will you say the same thing? 'happens all the time' oh yeah great, that will make you feel better about someone else making money off of your hard work.
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