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  1. Dysphuncktional

    what's up?

    yo homey Welcome to Illmuzik. Kewl we pretty much started out on the same muzak, my first records were also fat boys and beastie boys. later on i started on the tapes, ll cool j was one of my first tapes ever. Im 24 from the netherlands, ive been makin music for almost a decade now. And you...
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    Us Weed

    Thats called a skuff sieve or shaker over here.... what you do with that is when you have massive amounts of rest garbage from your crops is shake it like a muthafucka in that thing like you said, then what you do is grab the shit that falls on the bottom and squeeze it together.... repeat and...
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    Amsterdam 2005

    ah word so i guess ya diggin it in amsterdam huh bro? cool you should come check out queens night or parkpop in the hague sometime, about one or two years ago de la soul performed live at park pop. (park pop is free outdoor festival too). 5th time huh? thats about 3 more times than me :P
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    Amsterdam 2005

    yo bud, too bad youre goin to amsterdam. I live in the Hague myself, if you were goin there i would sho nuff smoke some gear with ya, have ya over, and make some beats and chill ;). amsterdam sucks anyway ;p the HAGUE #1 baby!!!!! peace (and btw i dont grow buds, i know lots of people...
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    Us Weed

    Thats what im sayin what else would you need a couple of hundred bucks for growing equipment for? and where are you getting these facts about U.S. having leading breeders? Oh, and awarded? Well i dunno but im thinking an american magazine or whatever 'awarding' strains is gonna be judging shit...
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    Us Weed

    man you are contradicting yourself lol :P how can you know man? and come on guys, the best weed has absolutely nothing to do with what country or region it came from aight? its about the person that grew it and how they grew it, anyone anywhere can grow crap ass outdoor or dank ass indoor weed...
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    Video editors

    Audition 1.5 has video editing shit in it. You can import video files and shit and synchronize them to audio and shit, look it up im sure theres ,more you can do, ive never done anything with it but i know its there. check it
  8. Dysphuncktional

    guess what today is ?

    Yo happy bday class, enjoy yourself. hope you have a nice day and maybe get some nice stuff. peace
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    sfARK In Fl

    you dont. you unpack them with a proper utility, then use the sf2 it contains. Check the downloads section or google it.
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    WHat is Common's Religion?????

    who fucking cares man? why should his beliefs affect anyones listening experience in any way? its wack. people are people man no matter what their beliefs are, you have good and bad seeds in every batch, get what im sayin?
  11. Dysphuncktional

    haloDim -> Officially releasing an album with Broken Complex

    yo congrats man, glad yall finally found something.
  12. Dysphuncktional

    Just copped some nice bud,,,,

    looks very tasty BUD ;P hehehe i gotta tell you though, that aint nothing special over here in the netherlands. almost all of our shit is like that. its good shit though man, good find. nice and white (covered in crystals), nice and compact, nice hairs on it. good indoor buds. damn, i can...
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    Your favorite vsti(s)

    just because something doesnt work for you right away doesnt mean its a piece of shit. Is there a .dll somewhere? did it copy a .dll to the dir you specified? you need to copy that dll to your vstplugin directory. you can also try downloading it from here...
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    Lazy Azz Bosses

    Its all about who you know, who you get along with etc. You need to start trying to get to know your main boss, get friendly with him. dont kiss his ass thats wack just get to know him and let them get to know you as how you really are. You dont have to squeel on the other boss just yet, just...
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    FREE alternative to acid, cooledit etc.?

    yeah man i used to use Audacity years ago when i was running Linux. Its a good open source sample editor program, and yes, to answer your question, audacity (at least when i used it) is a sample editor and does a lot of the shit that other sample editors do. I highly recommend adobe audition. If...
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    Simulate Record Drag?!??!?!?

    Traktor DJ Studio. Peep that shit man. You can do anydamn thing with an mp3 with your mouse that you could do with your tables and hands.
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    "Mastering Compression" Article

    Bass generally have the highest amount of energy and take up a lof of headroom, so if you have a slamming ass drum beat with these deep phat loud basses and you wideband compress it, your bass drum can mess up your compression, everything will be compressed on the bass and you will get pumping...
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    Brighter Hi End

    Making things brighter without boosting? hmmmmm...... Several ways to accomplish things like that. Consider 3d space, not just frequencys. I always like to put my snare just a little tiny bit to the right and my hihats just a tiny bit more. this clears iup a bitmore room for other frequencys...
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    Will Smith coming back? Taking shots at Eminem? LOL

    mr. burnz, im no mod here, but im smart enough to know that you need to check yourself quickly man, you are asking to get hated on and banned in a flash. classic is right, you cant do that shit on your first post in any community man, that shit is wack. Many of these posters have known each...
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    Waves Plug-ins

    I just got myself the waves diamond bundle. Its fucking beautiful. The first time i heard about it was a recomendation from a person here, holmzini i think, dont remember. Basically i fell in love with this shit, the mutliband dynamics plugins are killer. Everything sounds good. Now i can...
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