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    Opinion of Illmuzik.....

    Speak for yaself man! (jk) lol
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    Who doesn't agree that SEINFELD is the best sitcom ever?

    I think saying 'this is TEH ultimate champion of all time and everything else is second rate' about anything is wack regardlessly, usually because i like more than one thing and cant decide on an absolute favorite. Sometimes with some things you have like a favorite, but like with music and...
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    Midi Quantize and Sync (Cubase)

    not quite sure what you you want or the problem is, and im not too familiar with asio. however, you should check all your preferences and make sure you dont have very long latency times somwhere. did you set up asio correctly in cubase? read the cubase docs and asio4all docs first, the answer...
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    hip hop tips for FL (written by raislam from Samplecity)

    dude, having a set bpm for any kind of music in any kind of context is WACK as it stands. You should set your BPM to a speed that you are comfortable with that you like...per tune, not per genre. I dont like the article either. I think its wack too. so what? If you are truly that much better...
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    hip hop tips for FL (written by raislam from Samplecity)

    yo formant my man, (alles goed gozah ;) ), i smell some noobizm in here too man, but keep in mind that whether its noobism or not, everyone has their own techniques and way of working. I doubt that there is any beat maker anywhere who makes beats EXACTLY the same way as someone else. same goes...
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    Drums!!!!

    dude, there is no way any one can ever prove that i jacked impeach or september 13th or even fucking funky drummer or sue me for it. With a real drumkit, some mics, and eq and compression i can play in the drums that will sound EXACTLY the same as some of those classic samples. (well, near...
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    Keys and Chord Progressions

    yo jimbo i havent found on may sites that got very specific about shit, but some basic guidelines for ya: blues = all dominants jazz = all 7ths of some kind (and doe a search on the turnarounds and tritone) funk = funk has a lot of jazz and blues elements, one thing ive found that works great...
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    Keys and Chord Progressions

    You got it, thats basically what it is (and what i was trying to say lol) ;P But its not a set of chords, im not sure what you mean by that? a chord is just a set of notes. but you can see it more like playing through a set of chords, not playing one set of chords and then a new set of chords...
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    Recording in FL

    whoa dog, why record that shit in FL? my advice is just record it perhaps with a good sample editor, you can set up your recording mixer (windows mixer, just check the recording properties on that shit) to only record mic input or whatever, so you can just play your track or whatever and sing...
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    Drums!!!!

    or try my favorite thing: chop up old drum beats or 'breaks' as they are sometimes called. You will learn a thing or two about sampling too ;) this will require you follow hoppa and others advice about finding some samples and shit though anywayz. have fun
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    Keys and Chord Progressions

    yo, a chord progression, the exact definition? hmmm, im afraid i cant give you one, its basically just a description of some chords you use that might be in a certain 'key' that progress to something or resolve (resolve = make you feel like the chords are done and can be played all over again ;)...
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    Knockin' Drums

    yo my techniques for this: I chop a lot of breaks and shit, and this shit sounds dirty and wooshy or somebody put some reverb on it i dont like. I dont always want dirty and nasty sounding, so in these case i will 1. either run the break/samples/slices through a noise gate to remove all...
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    Keys and Chord Progressions

    if you do a forum search on 'theory' with my name theres a nice long post for ya. I think what you meant with trouble having 'hearing' things is that you sometime have trouble figuring out like how they got that chord to sound that way. I had the same problem, i have a good 'composers' ear or...
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    free 303 emulator

    Supposedly Audiorealism Bassline is closest to real emulation there is nowadays software wise. Check it, its pretty dope, has its own sequencer and shit too.
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    Guitar Players...

    well, i sure as shit can play guitar. And i sure as hell would be more than happy to play some strings on your track. Problem is, i have no electric guitar nor a mic to record my crappy, bent necked, bad intonation nylon either. :( Sorry dog
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    Sampling the future \ Chris Reynolds

    Im sick of this wack ass shit. People need to get their heads out of their asses. Its like back in the day with napster, they were getting harrased like hell and forced to stop evt., while there were dozens of clones already out and in use who didnt get attacked at all. Not to mention that I...
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    Fruit & Midi: What Else Can I do

    i believe midi program change can be used as a midi switch. midi program usually changes presets in vsts and synths and exteranl sound modules, so maybe you can figure some way out to do that. Also, if you have a sustain pedal on your keyboard you can set that up in many different ways to...
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    Whoop T Dooo!

    Man, i recently switched to logic too. I have to stick with the last PC version 5.5.1 platinum. I can do anything i want with this too, but since i need a new sys anyway and im using logic, well, lets just say this shit is making me want to get a mac ;)
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    Beatboxing: Make some noise

    Word this is my thing. When i was like 8 or 9 or even younger not sure, i had fat boys 'crushin' or something, that is what got me started on that whole beatbox tip. People used to love that 'snare' i learned from them. I remember in elementary school there was me and this other black dude...
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    Reaktor v4

    Yeah, ive been using this for a while now. Its pretty damn dope. But let me give you a fair warning: if you just want to make some music as fast as you can then this is not for you. It has a very steep learning curve (especially if you dont know synths well regardlessly) and it will thus take...
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